Animals Quotes


"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. "
Alexander the Great

"Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses."
Dale Carnegie

"Put silk on a goat and it's still a goat."
Irish Proverb

"Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals."
Pierre Beaumarchais

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
George Carlin

"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."
R. E. Shay

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
Mark Twain

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
Author Unknown


"Man is by nature a political animal."

"Animals are my friends and I don't eat my friends."
George Bernard Shaw

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."
Mark Twain

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her"
Ellen DeGeneres

"Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
Anatole France

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "
Winston Churchill

"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
W. C. Fields

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
Groucho Marx