Ellen DeGeneres Quotes


"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
Ellen DeGeneres


Topics: Funny Women|Light|Religion


"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeneres


Topics: Age|Funny Women|Walking


"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her"
Ellen DeGeneres


Topics: Animals|Deer|Funny Women|Mothers


"Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings."
Ellen DeGeneres


Topics: Bullying|Comedy|Funny Women|Kindness|Laughter