Funny Quote of the Day

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
Ellen DeGeneres

Inspirational Quote of the Day

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Phyllis Diller

Love Quote of the Day

"You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with the person she becomes when she is with you."
C. JoyBell C.

Quote of the Day

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck."
Author Unknown